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WANNA HEAR A JOKE!!? sure you do.
(read it though cuz my uncle told it to me and its REALLY funny).

OK... there was this farmer right? right. and he was trying to expand the number of his cattle...

the problem was that he didn't have a bull to knock up all his cows to make more cattle (i.e. babie calfs).

Well he says
"I guess i'll go and buy a bull".

He buys the biggest bull with the most cajonez (he's friendly though). The next day the farmer wakes up and is very pleased with what he sees- his new bull is fucking A LOT, which meant more cattle.

so a month and a half passes and the farmer wakes up and goes and checks the bull and the bull isn't fucking anymore. Instead, his eyes are crossed and his knees are buckled. He can't figure out whats wrong with the bull so he decides to call the local veterinarian. He does and the vet comes and takes one long look at the bull and says

"Sir, go get me a pipe about 6 feet long."

so the farmer gets the pipe and hands it over to the vet.

there is a long pause and than all of a sudden the vet sticks the pipe up the bull's ass and than he blows into the other end and than lets the pipe sit in the bulls ass.

pretty soon, the bull revived and his eyes and knees returned to normal. The farmer asked

"golly, what did you do to him!?"

the vet replied " I was just releasing gas, his prostate is too large and it prevents the gas from escaping, it happens in a lot of bulls."

A couple of weeks pass and the farmer wakes up to see the bull cross eyed again and thinks to himself I don't need to pay that vet again, i'll just do it myself.

so he gets the pipe again and calls his friend that usually helps him out on the farm. He tells his friend about the visit with the vet and tells his friend to blow on the pipe once its in and he'll look at the bulls eyes to see if he gets better.

the friend agrees and sticks the pipe in the bull's ass and blows. The farmer tells him that the eyes aren't going back to normal so he says "blow harder"

the guy keeps blowing harder and harder and still nothing happens. FINALLY the farmer gets tired and says let me do it! He takes a hold of the pipe and TURNS IT AROUND and sticks the other end of the pipe in the cows ass and blows into it.

The bull's eyes and knees return to normal, and his friend says "WHY THE HELL DID YOU TURN IT AROUND?!" and the farmer replies "YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA BLOW ON THE SAME SIDE AS YOU DID YOU!?"


lol. good job if you read it all.