The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozberries

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2005-07-09T21:54:00.000-07:00

WANNA HEAR A JOKE!!? sure you do.
(read it though cuz my uncle told it to me and its REALLY funny).

OK... there was this farmer right? right. and he was trying to expand the number of his cattle...

the problem was that he didn't have a bull to knock up all his cows to make more cattle (i.e. babie calfs).

Well he says
"I guess i'll go and buy a bull".

He buys the biggest bull with the most cajonez (he's friendly though). The next day the farmer wakes up and is very pleased with what he sees- his new bull is fucking A LOT, which meant more cattle.

so a month and a half passes and the farmer wakes up and goes and checks the bull and the bull isn't fucking anymore. Instead, his eyes are crossed and his knees are buckled. He can't figure out whats wrong with the bull so he decides to call the local veterinarian. He does and the vet comes and takes one long look at the bull and says

"Sir, go get me a pipe about 6 feet long."

so the farmer gets the pipe and hands it over to the vet.

there is a long pause and than all of a sudden the vet sticks the pipe up the bull's ass and than he blows into the other end and than lets the pipe sit in the bulls ass.

pretty soon, the bull revived and his eyes and knees returned to normal. The farmer asked

"golly, what did you do to him!?"

the vet replied " I was just releasing gas, his prostate is too large and it prevents the gas from escaping, it happens in a lot of bulls."

A couple of weeks pass and the farmer wakes up to see the bull cross eyed again and thinks to himself I don't need to pay that vet again, i'll just do it myself.

so he gets the pipe again and calls his friend that usually helps him out on the farm. He tells his friend about the visit with the vet and tells his friend to blow on the pipe once its in and he'll look at the bulls eyes to see if he gets better.

the friend agrees and sticks the pipe in the bull's ass and blows. The farmer tells him that the eyes aren't going back to normal so he says "blow harder"

the guy keeps blowing harder and harder and still nothing happens. FINALLY the farmer gets tired and says let me do it! He takes a hold of the pipe and TURNS IT AROUND and sticks the other end of the pipe in the cows ass and blows into it.

The bull's eyes and knees return to normal, and his friend says "WHY THE HELL DID YOU TURN IT AROUND?!" and the farmer replies "YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA BLOW ON THE SAME SIDE AS YOU DID YOU!?"

lol. good job if you read it all.

2005-01-27T20:38:00.000-08:00

i like my shoe in this one... lol... it makes it look cool

2005-01-27T20:36:00.000-08:00

i've been having a lot of fun with this photoshop stuff.... as you can see

2005-01-18T22:47:00.000-08:00

i got this off of a website that i don't know, i forgot, ummm, who ever made this THANKYOU its a great picture. Regardless, i am not taking any credit for this at all

2005-01-18T19:07:00.000-08:00

this is me playing guitar... i look serious

2005-01-18T19:06:00.001-08:00

this is me being dumb

2005-01-18T19:06:00.000-08:00

this is my brother being dumb

2005-01-18T19:05:00.000-08:00

i made this picture.... well first i got my own picture, than i got a picture of my guitar.... you get the idea.

2005-01-15T23:50:00.000-08:00

this is my bedroom door... i love my door.

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2005-01-15T22:19:00.000-08:00

im so fucking emo.

Today

2005-01-15T22:12:00.000-08:00

i'd like to adress the topic of "oh, so wonderful today". I woke up feeling angry, as usual because i'm grumpy in the mornings, but this time it was different because i felt more of a violent rage than the average grumpiness. I'm starting to get scared- maybe i should go back to anger management before i go haywire. Anyways, that was disarmed by the beatiful and pleasant day it was. I went outside and was refreshed by the cool air, warm sun, and the smell of all my mother's plants in the garden. That peace of mind didn't last long. I was suddenly reminded that i was about to go to the movie theatres because i had already agreed to before, but i honestly did not want to leave my house because i was in such a tranquile mood. I went and saw the movie, than ate at Lolita's, which i might add is not very good- i would rather have gone to Colima's which is in the shopping center ACROSS THE STREET. This is by far the most boring entry i have ever posted. If you've read this far, i commend you for you indomitable spirit and perseverance.

For anyone who cares,
john M.

Today

2005-01-14T17:42:00.000-08:00

today was horrible... i was so tired today i was falling asleep in all of my classes. Might i mention that i sit in the front row of 4 of my classes and was so tired i was bobbing my head trying to stay awake. Regardless, i fell asleep a couple of times in front of the teachers, but i don't think they minded. Luckily my teachers understand that sometimes we have hard nights.

i don't sleep well nowadays.

comment!!! NOW!!!

2005-01-05T18:47:00.000-08:00

this one I call Emptying Out.... gives you something to think about if you truly want to understand it

2005-01-05T18:46:00.001-08:00

and this... this was made when i was in a bit of a rut... you can tell what kind of a rut, but yah, i'm proud of it.

2005-01-05T18:46:00.000-08:00

and this is beaverbear updated... i think i still might make him better... we'll call this one beaverbear version 2.0

2005-01-05T18:44:00.000-08:00

this is a beaverbear... cuz i couldn't decide what it was- well anyways, i made it, and i like it.

today was good...

2005-01-05T18:33:00.000-08:00

Yah, today was... normal, but it was productive. When i say that, i mean i actually got shit done, unlike what i'm used to- my lazy ass not being able to pick up a pen and drag it across of paper.
Other than that, my day was normal. How about yours?

New blog entry

2005-01-02T20:37:00.000-08:00

Hey, i just found out about this... i'm pretty sure this is cooler than xanga or myspace... so damn.